“I’ve owned an art gallery, won cartoon awards, illustrated books and painted some pretty large murals. I’ve been a working artist for over 40 years, yet, I still can’t figure out what I want to do with my hair.”

“There are three valuable skills I’ve learned as an artist: how to look for a creative solution to every problem, how to see beauty in the ordinary, and how to tell my wife she needs to pay my cell phone bill again this month.”