A Hollywood Life Unattained
Recounting missed acting opportunities—from Good Times to Seinfeld—and reflecting on what it means to chase an unattained dream.
New Exploitive Southern Reality Shows On Cable
Southern reality shows gone wild: check out the newest exploitative cable shows that push the boundaries of absurdity and stereotype.
You May Be Right. I May Be Crazy.
From idolizing Billy Joel to finding a perfect leather jacket at a flea market, this humorous essay explores the absurdities of youth aspirations.
Prosecution Closing Arguments In The Billy Joel Fire Starter Trial
What if Billy Joel stood accused in a parody fire starter trial? Here are the prosecution’s closing arguments. Absurdity guaranteed.
Samuel L. Jackson Orders a Subway Oven Roasted Chicken Sandwich
What happens when Samuel L. Jackson orders a Subway sandwich? Rick Baldwin describes one hell of a Chicken & Cheese extravaganza.
I Wish I Wasn’t Dead
No clouds, no angels, just darkness and regrets. If you think afterlife is beautiful, I’ve got stories from below.
A 57 Year Old Man’s Sexual Diary
Middle-age libido, secret thoughts, and desire in full swing. Read the sexual diary of a 57-year-old in this unapologetic humor essay.
Bloody Hell! (A True Story)
An unexpected porch mystery leads to hilarious conclusions. Read this true story essay filled with humor and absurdity.
The Date (Sketch Comedy Script)
A dinner date turns strange when Don introduces Jennifer and she’s a little different. An awkward date comedy script by Rick Baldwin.
That’s Mine (Sketch Comedy Script)
An alley robbery takes a turn when phones, photos, and small world drama collide. Read “That’s Mine”: a sketch comedy script by Rick Baldwin.
Why I Cannot Wear A Dress
Late August 1972: a brutal dress, a tiny orphan boy, and a lifelong hatred of princess seams. A dark humorous essay by Rick Baldwin.
I Love You, You Freak.
A love-letter from a socially awkward heart. Quirky romantic humor essay about watching someone sleep, longing, and loving through weirdness.
