Humor Essays by Rick Baldwin | Funny & Absurd Writing

A Hollywood Life Unattained

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Recounting missed acting opportunities, from Good Times to Seinfeld, and reflecting on what it means to chase an unattained dream.

New Exploitive Southern Reality Shows On Cable

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Southern reality shows gone wild: check out the newest exploitative cable shows that push the boundaries of absurdity and stereotype.

You May Be Right. I May Be Crazy.

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From idolizing Billy Joel to finding a perfect leather jacket at a flea market, this humorous essay explores the absurdities of youth aspirations.

Prosecution Closing Arguments In The Billy Joel Fire Starter Trial

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What if Billy Joel stood accused in a parody fire starter trial? Here are the prosecution’s closing arguments. Absurdity guaranteed.

Samuel L. Jackson Orders a Subway Oven Roasted Chicken Sandwich

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What happens when Samuel L. Jackson orders a Subway sandwich? Rick Baldwin describes one hell of a Chicken & Cheese extravaganza.

I Wish I Wasn’t Dead

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No clouds, no angels, just darkness and regrets. If you think afterlife is beautiful, I’ve got stories from below.

A 57 Year Old Man’s Sexual Diary

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Middle-age libido, secret thoughts, and desire in full swing. Read the sexual diary of a 57-year-old in this unapologetic humor essay.

Bloody Hell! (A True Story)

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An unexpected porch mystery leads to hilarious conclusions. Read this true story essay filled with humor and absurdity.

The Date (Sketch Comedy Script)

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A dinner date turns strange when Don introduces Jennifer and she’s a little different. An awkward date comedy script by Rick Baldwin.

That’s Mine (Sketch Comedy Script)

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An alley robbery takes a turn when phones, photos, and small world drama collide. Read “That’s Mine”: a sketch comedy script by Rick Baldwin.

Why I Cannot Wear A Dress

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Late August 1972: a brutal dress, a tiny orphan boy, and a lifelong hatred of princess seams. A dark humorous essay by Rick Baldwin.

I Love You, You Freak.

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A love-letter from a socially awkward heart. Quirky romantic humor essay about watching someone sleep, longing, and loving through weirdness.

Category: Humor